NEW SWEARS - Funny Isn't Real Lp

Imagine MEAN JEANS partying with the BLACK LIPS! Garage punk from these Ottawa party animals. The perfect soundtrack to getting drunk and jumping off the roof of a two story house into the shallow end and having to be carted off to the emergency room for a couple broken bones.
„New Swears are one of the awesome new crop of crazy good bands popping up in Ottawa. That’s right, while you were sleeping, yawnsville capital city became a fierce hotbed of rad garage and allsorts bands with a thriving DIY venue network to boot. Sporting two former members of The Polymorphines , New Swears are a joyful and wasted party, and this tape is brimming with feel-good tambo shakers and guitar hooks. Surfy, with punk hooks and smilyfaced locals exploding with danger, fun, youth with just a small tinge of sadness. These dudes crap out catchy riffs like golden eggs, everything is light, uptempo and catchy as shit.” (The Big Takeover, July 2013)

NEW SWEARS are
Nick No-fun
Beej Eh
Scrubar
Sammy J Scorpion

Tracklist:
Side A
1. Jon‘s Coke
2. Good Girls
3. Pig Farm
4. Paradise
5. Cerveza

Side B
1. Rather Be Dead
2. Liquor Store
3. Burning Man
4. See you in Hull
5. Two Darts

Limited to 300 copies, black wax, with a printed insert.